After six years of making pub quizzes in Ukraine, Oleg joined Bored Panda team as a content creator. A funny thing happened yesterday. Obsessed with travel? We just figured they were in there working away like little Borrowers! Oleg also worked as a university teacher, sports writer and a BDSM* specialist for several IT companies. I would always wash my hands first, flush, then run out of the bathroom.. Just him and his wife, who had been the one to yell about autographs. The cabin was small but we had several acres so we had about 4 RV trailers for the rest of the family. I once saw an interview with Robin and Oliver Sacks, and needless to say it was kind of funny! [It] freaked me out.. Swish. You can wait until theyre 18 or 40, whatever works best for your situation. x3#storytime #animation:3HEY YOU SHOULLLDDDD.. It's the guy I tackled. The bear and I stared at each for several moments until I took a step back, shut our flimsy door and locked our deadbolt that would've been useless had the bear decided I insulted his honor. Not that I remember it personally, but I was born in a helicopter on Christmas. One of the procedures are to post a notice of sale in three public locations. So, this person isnt totally off. Growing up I believed $100 was everything, now I know that $100 isnt shit in adult hood. I was not the only pne who saw it though, another kid came rushing over as well, and thats how i met my best friend for the next 4 years. If you swallow a seed, it will grow into a tree inside your stomach. Not on our watch. I started to say, See, I threw it at the basket, but all I gout outta my mouth was, See- And then the ball went in. Well, some things. YouTube/Monster Inc. His house was a bit away from the airport so I ended up passing out. Somebody answer us, please! People saw and told me I have superpowers, Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app. India's largest women's lifestyle network. 'Awakenings' with Robin Williams is a great movie! Hey Pandas, Share Some Of Your Street Photography, 30 Quirky And Dark Comics With Twisted Endings By Whoops Comics, Hey Pandas, What Are Your Thoughts On The Missing Submarine? Started college. gang, were shooting a death scene. Once Id come to my senses, I asked why none of them had filmed it!Im not sure if anyone else filmed it. :0https. As things to do with kids go this is a great idea! If you picked your belly button you'd deflate like a balloon. Once in high school someone threw a pencil towards my general side of the room and it was heading directly towards my head, but without knowing it, I was stretching my arms and I blocked the pencil no-look. 3. fauxfurgopher , Robert Cudmore Report. I was walking on a hiking/biking trail when a woman rode past me on her bicycle. My new girlfriend, a cognitive science major, saw me and ran over to me. "Wouldn't it be hilarious if that wire was still live?" Yes, having an experience like that would probably freak out a lot of children. We bet the girl was embarrassed, but its still funny. From beingterrified to sneeze with your eyes open, to vowing NEVER to swallow your chewing gum, we were certainly fed some tall talesaboutfictitioushorrors that could occur! List25 is a registered trademark. I believed that until the age of 10. chamel321, I thought that there would be a baby inside every girls stomach as soon as she is born and inside that babys stomach too there would be a tiny baby(the cycle goes on and on)and that the baby keeps growing as we grow and after getting married the doctors will cut the stomach and take the baby out to make space for another baby. DisastrousContact, I was very very young and I blame wizard of oz but I believed that a tornado was just one big phenomenon that continuously happened and spun from state to state country to country. I once pulled up at a red light where a cat was sat by the side of the road. My dad knows how to do carpentry, electrical, and plumbing, and passed this knowledge on to us through home renovations.I am forbidden from using the phrase, "hey guys wouldn't it be hilarious if." because every time I do, that thing happens in the worst way possible - even if it's something wild and implausible. Im groggy as hell and my eyes are barely open as I head to the trailer door and open it start my morning leak. Abraham Lincoln If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Ratshere I was hoping that at least my home province was immune *sigh*. Dont be silly. In college I was walking to class and a thunderstorm hit, but I had just gotten a girlfriend and I was in the best mood of my life so I was just getting soaked and smiling from ear to ear. vanillabean0104 , Report, I can relate to this. I strongly believe that everyone believed this at some point or the other. All you need is a compass to find out where north is and then put a stick in the ground and watch the shadow change position as the sun moves. Fitting of our childish friendship, I straight up open-field tackle the guy. So, I was at work, replacing a modem for my boss. If you are a parent and you convince your child this is true, you are a genius perhaps an evil genius, but a genius all the same. He had gotten into an altercation with a couple of dudes and I guess I startled the second guy because the windows were tinted and they assumed he was alone. We believe that some grown-ups still have this fear. Start writing! Background: my parents live in an old house, and my brother moved into one that's a bit of a fixer-upper. Sneezing called for a scrunched up face for extra added precaution. *sighs in disappointment* I really hoped Purple cows were real. It sounds like such a tall tale but I swear it happened. It was great, Got stuck in a bank for the night. ", did anyone else grow up thinking baby carrots were the actual children of normal sized carrots Children say and believe the craziest things, and at one point, you believed some of the world's biggest fallacies too. While some were made to believe that Shaadi karne se bacche ho jaate hain, others were told, Bacche toh bhagwan de jate hain!. Add it below to help others remember all the ridiculous things they believed when they were kids. Many have tried; few have succeeded. If you sneezed with your eyes open your eyeballs would pop out. Posted on Feb 7, 2014 32 Things You Always Believed That Simply Aren't True This changes everything! Need a little mindless entertainment? I did not notice the bear less than 2 feet away so close I could've pet him if I leaned a bit forward with its head in the garbage can until I was halfway done when it moved. Its been shortened to the top 40 images based on user votes. Before my husband and I were married, but had been dating for a long while, I was watching Portlandia and BAM theres my husband on screen. If you can make it back to Indy without getting another ticket I won't turn this one in, but if you do you're getting 2'" I slowed down for the rest of the drive. The kid in the passenger seat notices me, taps on his window and starts doing the universal sign for rock, paper, scissors. did anyone else grow up thinking Lindsay Lohan has a twin because of Parent Trap or was that just me, did anyone else grow up thinking quicksand would be like a major problem in life or am i just weird, did anyone else grow up thinking constellations are complete BS,, how those 2 triangles form a horse is beyond me. She laughed and introduced us, and we took a pic. Next up: how to outrun a bear in the woods, with you guessed it, a real-life grizzly bear. What was Moses' wife, Zipphora, known. I got saved during a blizzard in the Alps by a big purple cow A friend once called the wrong number, got the wrong house, and had the right person pick up. HE took pictures of US for his scrapbook page online. So I go to the library to post a notice of sale. Absolutely not. Maybe one day this will be possible, but probably not. Teachers used to live in their classrooms. All the young kids in the other car are involved and are screaming like "WOOOOOAAH" everytime we tie. My favorite was an imaginary friend who was a black wolf who was part skeleton. It was a food court area and a big fat squirrel was sitting on top of a table with a plate of leftover fries and a hotdog bun. When bananas first became popular in New York people kept slipping on the peels people tossed on the sidewalks. Soon after, the phone rang. This m**o was dipping a fry in ketchup. Who else? 2. I recognized the voice, too. Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. Doing a gummy bear osmosis lab (where the gummy bears swell in pure . (Closed). "Hmm, sounds fishy." 2. He thanked me, we jabbed about me being lateTo school and I noticed the tattoo on his neck and we joked about bad decisions. And I went back to bed listening and waiting until I eventually went back to sleep. Children have very active imaginations, and when they want to make sense of the world, its amazing some of the things they can come up with. He also has prosopagnosia (face blindness) so its possible that he thought we knew each other when I said hi. When I was a kid I used to say I was twins with Jesus because we came from above on the same day. Did anyone else grow up thinking piranha attacks were gonna be a more frequent problem in life. No, I've seen one do this at the zoo. 6. There was Mitch Hedberg and no other fans. He thanked me, we jabbed about me being late. No, it was three years ago! I remembered seeing cameras pointing at us so I hunted around YouTube for a while after that but eventually gave up.Regardless, such an opportunity may never appear again and Im so glad I temporarily had the guts to just go for it. Abraham Lincoln One christhmas, I recognized my dad.Now,I pretend my dad is Santa clus for my . (Bwahaha.) 2. This thread is to tell about things you seriously believed in, only to now realize you were a bit of an idiot. Edit: Well, it's not above this anymore, but it's in there somewhere. 1. Many other bizarre twists and turns, but a woman with the exact first, middle and last name had been killed in a wreck. Many birds do scare tactics like dive bombing and such and some owls will go straight for your eyes if you're not careful. - Brother cut into it, water began gushing out. Either pull the f*****g trigger or get out of my way cuz I really need to take a p**s. I guess all of that was enough to dead whatever the f**k was going on and they dispersed. A squirrel. We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. By submitting email you agree to get Bored Panda newsletter. It didn't make much sense, because that phone line had only been used for outgoing calls from the computer. 41 Hilarious Things People Actually Believed as Kids Morgan Cutolo Updated: Feb. 13, 2023 We asked you, and you answered: Enjoy some of the funniest, most bizarre things you believed were true. I went to see some London fireworks around ten years ago - not NYE, it was the Mayors parade or something - and were all on the bridge waiting quietly for the show to bedazzle us. As I slowly drive closer I notice this squirrel is not only nibbling on fries, but hes imitating dipping a single fry into a crushed and empty ketchup packet. These are mushrooms!, No, they replied. 3. I've been using that joke for 20 years! A fic writer should take some inspiration. just saying, "Me being black does not mean I am good at basketball!" It only had one eye and no depth perception so we kept it inside. No big deal. I couldnt believe it. Said to him "Nice night" Rude bugger didn't answer back! I'll give you two examples, only one of which is mine. This was a sure shot way to put any little kid to sleep, just the fear of having a 'bogeyman' hiding in the closet would force you into a deep slumber. Oh. The Bored Panda iOS app is live! I'm so glad we have brown cows, otherwise there wouldn't be any chocolate milk. Naturally she didntnot from me anyway. If you pick your nose, you brain will cave in. As we were walking we heard a woman yell from an ally Hey! Just thinking about this makes us cringe. This panda (Pun? The lie we all were told as kids! Well, you likely werent the only one who thought those things. 25 Stupid Things You Believed As a Kid That Are Nearly Unbelievable, https://mobile.twitter.com/srthorpe/status/1037799184274022401, https://mobile.twitter.com/VonnSand/status/1037469488365625344, https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-kids-beliefs/?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic, https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4fcgyd/what_ridiculous_belief_did_you_have_as_a_child/d285njr/, https://www.iusedtobelieve.com/bad_habits/smoking/, ATTN: can't kind find exact posting, it's part of a list. Some background I lived in a mountain cabin with some family aunts and cousins and stuff. I cant sing for s**t but Id valiantly offered to transcribe them, not realising the Herculean task ahead, trying to decipher some of the words.The play never happened - a shame because Id been cast as Gaston - but the lyrics for *Be Our Guest* would forever be seared into my brain, waiting for their opportunity. A guy walked by with an umbrella, I smiled at him and said hi. Saw my brother's best friend on campus, from a distance. Fitting of our childish friendship, I straight up open-field tackle the guy. I believed that when people died in movies, they died in real life. Saw a chicken walking along a road, cross to the other side, and keep walking same direction. ": 40 Hilarious Before-And-After Pictures, As Shared By These Women With A Sense Of Humor (New Pics), Woman Wears Red Dress To Cousin's Wedding To Show That She Slept With The Groom First, But The Bride Outsmarts Her, "Can't Approve Overtime? Do you remember all the weird and wonderful things you were told growing up? "Wouldn't it be hilarious if this trellis was holding up the entire wall?" by Matt Stopera BuzzFeed Staff 1. 19 Haunting Pictures That Showcase How The Most Beautiful Places Can Change After Being Abandoned, 30 Y.O. when I was a little girl, i used to believe Santa clus had a bunch of keys to open all the doors which haven't got fireplaces. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. I was in elementary school, during recess, just kinda daydreaming and looking at some ravens flying overhead, when one of them suddenly took a nosedive right into an open trashcan.So of course i rush over there to check it out, but the raven was just gone out of nowhere. 2. The most curious question asked as a kid had the most unreal and illogical answer ever! Thinking the ATM is where money is made. Read iDiva for the latest in Bollywood, fashion looks, beauty and lifestyle news. But that one lie scarred me for an eternity. Meet cute/ugly friendship. When I was a kid I used to say I was twins with Jesus because we came from above on the same day.I don't mention it unless someone asks because I know it sounds insane. Would we all of a sudden just become apple trees? The thing that relaxes her the best is going into YouTube rabbit hole. Did you ever think if you didnt tuck your stuffed animals into bed nicely they would come alive and kill you? Maybe we really are living inside The Matrix, and that cartoon character really can see you and is trying to communicate with you. This keeps happening. Is this some sort of mutant transformation thing? Mitch Hedberg is back here signing autographs! We walked around the corner behind a scary old building. 2 were my aunts 1 was for weed and the last and closest smallest was for children which was just my brother and I at the time. Hopefully, their parents had the talk with them. Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. I stumbled out of the car and found a gun pointed at my head. I was driving a friend home to Indianapoilis from Holy Cross in South Bend. IRS procedures around some of this stuff are ancient. Would the apple tree just stay in our stomachs? Hey, at least this person tried to make the pain more humane with their slobber. I looked my mom and said just like that. She was almost as surprised as I wasThat kid told me he didnt think I could do it again. Lol, did anyone else grow up thinking they would be doing their driving test in an empty parking lot going through a cone maze or was that just me. He must have misdialed my number, and accidentally dialed the number for my bosses modem line, at work. After a few minutes of some of the worst questions Ive ever heard, he asked me if I could throw the ball at the basket backwards. I'm 22. oldbuddyoldfriendpal , mbarrison Report. "My mommy has a special drink every night, but it's just for adults." Bear. Here are 15 things you once believed as a kid (and maybe still believe in as an adult!) A race of Pennywise-like creatures? To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. And me and the guy ended on bad terms but I did grieve his death and he is still in my thoughts every so often. In her free time she loves painting, embroidering and taking walks in nature. Thinking we wouldn't need our parent's permission for everything after turning 18. So here are three disreputable looking males walking down the side of a road in the middle of nowhere, one handcuffed (on their way to their truck to head home) when a state police pulls up to them. Once a friend and I were out for ice cream, he asked for his favorite (chocolate) I asked for mine (butterscotch). In my four year old mind I pictured him taking bad employees to a small concrete structure in a remote location, putting them inside, and lighting them on fire. Anyways, I woke up to some commotion outside. I used to think that there were little people inside traffic lights who pressed buttons to make them change from green to yellow to red.. Most Relevant is selected, so some comments may have been filtered out. The odds must be astronomical. Probably a situation with a nest or their chick being close by. He had chainsaws for hands, a tail that was on fire, red eyes, a really long tongue, and his name was "Killer". (Henry Cavill is his uncle). Just trying to get to the other side. We were just there behind a building at 1am with Mitch Hedberg and his wife laughing and hugging deep into the wee hours When I tell people this they go silent and Im not sure why. Did anyone else grow up thinking you had two throats because of the phrase down the wrong pipe or am I the only moron, did anyone else grow up thinking there was a reindeer named nixon, Did anyone else grow up thinking TLC's "Chasing Waterfalls" was singing about a guy named "Jason Waterfalls"? Probably because I was half asleep and couldnt really grasp what was going on, I muttered - Well? We were all so naive to actually believe it, right? And no, I cannot confirm that is how I would handle situations like that wide awake lol. We passed each other, he didn't run or break stride. Well not so unbelievable as weve been married 5 years now but when I first met my wife I was in Vancouver for a student program for the summer. Being a kid is fun. Not that I remember it personally, but I was born in a helicopter on Christmas. 2. When we were young, we all believed a lot of crazy things. You know those cartoons wherein you see some object magically travel through the telephone line to the receiver of the call? Each elf is in charge of different foods and liquids. could see them in real life. Neither of us were very athletic, we were just having fun. We respect your privacy. I think it had something to do with the Olsen twins. bdbdbokbuck , Callum Sergeant Report, Its only funny now because so much time has passed but I had just flown in to visit a buddy and he picked me up from the airport. A. Milne Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Milka man dished out some more chocolate to everyone and skied off never to be seen again.Thank you purple cow angel, you saved me that day and gave me chocolate! I'm like dude u lost .. there's like 8 people in line to play next. That's just part of being a kid. Commuting from Home Mug. to which I replied with a straight face and no sarcasm "Well my cruise control was set at 88 so I'm guessing somewhere in the vicinity of 88?" I used to believe I had to figure shit out in life before age 50. Super nice (and forgiving) guy.We've been friends for 15 years. My brother told his teacher about it (in 3rd grade) and the teacher actually called my mom and was like "your son has made up a crazy story and insists its real". Anyone can write on Bored Panda. I was about 8. And someone told me tht by drinking chai u will get more black in colour and i believed it for so long and effect of tht is like i still don even drink chai????? PrOoF Or It DiDnT hApPeN I know, I know. He killed Nazis all day, and did nothing else. An eagle came for my face as a child. ThinkIGotHacked , Luigi Novi Report. Who knows? He had stopped at a gas station. Just waited here for hours till someone in the street saw me trough the glass and called someone, Was contract programming, dropping into the office every Friday. When the green man came on, the cat got up and crossed the road! No one ever believes me. Relax, were just joking. (Patent pending.). Talk about really experiencing the action. He hugged my husband and me and told us what his fans mean to him. From behind. Stronger cats. This is a general childhood memory. 1. I took a half hearted peak at the basket, turned around, no warm up, just let that ball fly.
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